~ I have subscriptions to magazines and I never read them. A lot of magazines. I get them free with points, and it always seems like a great idea. Yes, I’ll read Entertainment Weekly…once every 6 months. Way to stay abreast of what’s cool and hip.
~ I am bitter because my retirement plans were essentially destroyed when I had a kid. Now, instead of moving to Ireland in 10 years, I’ll be picking my kid up from middle school.
~ I put my kid to bed early when Dad is working so I can have some time to myself. I feel very guilty doing so because the poor thing isn’t even tired.
~ I just cleaned off my cherry wood dining room table with a grape boogie wipe.